Flowers: $40
Dinner and a movie: $100
Hotel room: $150
The look on her face when you stick it in her ass...
Fucking priceless!!!!!
I know, I know, I'm a pig, but it was just too funny for me not to share. So, I wish everyone a very happy Valentine's Day and I hope you spent your money well, guys.
I would also like to wish everyone a happy new year as well as a happy bayram (Eid) to my Muslim friends and family, and hope that all of you have the best year ever in
2007. May you be healthy, drink excessively, and get laid as many times as you desire with whomever you want. I wish that you do not get caught in routines or in affairs of the heart and motivate yourself to fly where your mind takes you to live life to the fullest no matter what the sacrifice. I hope that you find the courage to stand up to your foes, to break away from your shackles, to be free at last. And I also wish you finally realize that heaven and hell is here on earth, and it's your choice to live either or both.
Lastly, I would also like to send a special thanks to my World Cup Hotties, who still to this day bring me the most traffic to this blog. They are a beautiful bunch and deserve another look.
It has been 83 years since the Republic of Turkey was announced to the world after a war of independence from forces way beyond any army could have imagined. But it is since that faithful day that Turks have celebrated their freedom from foreign occupiers having risen like a phoenix from the ashes and beaten them crushingly. I only wish for eternity that no man, woman, or country will be able to take this away from us. EVER. For that I would give my life.
Happy Republic Day!!!
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