Meet Bao Xishun, also known as Mr. Pipe Dick.
All right, so this guy is 7 feet 9 inches tall. And then he marries a woman who is only 5 feet 6 inches tall. I saw this piece of news on CNN and couldn't help but wonder how these two newlyweds would have sex. I mean, the guy's dong is probably as long as her arm is, for God's sake. It just seems impossible you'd think, doesn't it?...
I don't think this is going to go well. He is going to rip into her insides and make a new path from her uterus to her throat, (or vice versa depending on preference, I guess). Well, either way, let's wish them good luck and a happy marriage. I hope the bride knows what she got into, or what she'll get onto.... Say 'hello' to his little friend, my dear, cause if you're not nice to him Bao might smack you unconscious with his baseball bat, honey....
Wow. Infidel, again this is such a male-oriented post. Just a note: don't be fooled by apperances. He might be actually the one who is getting all the spanking!
Posted by: Aya | March 31, 2007 at 09:03 PM
Well, size does matter...
Posted by: Gamze | April 03, 2007 at 08:25 PM