The Infidel

World's Tallest Dude Alive

Meet Bao Xishun, also known as Mr. Pipe Dick.

All right, so this guy is 7 feet 9 inches tall. And then he marries a woman who is only 5 feet 6 inches tall. I saw this piece of news on CNN and couldn't help but wonder how these two newlyweds would have sex. I mean, the guy's dong is probably as long as her arm is, for God's sake. It just seems impossible you'd think, doesn't it?...

I don't think this is going to go well. He is going to rip into her insides and make a new path from her uterus to her throat, (or vice versa depending on preference, I guess). Well, either way, let's wish them good luck and a happy marriage. I hope the bride knows what she got into, or what she'll get onto.... Say 'hello' to his little friend, my dear, cause if you're not nice to him Bao might smack you unconscious with his baseball bat, honey....

Greece 1 - Turkey 4

You know I had to post about this, right?..... What a delicious victory. You can find a short video here and a the official Euro 2008 story here. Enjoy the pics...

Can you feel the love in that handshake?

Under attack from Greek fans...

These pics are from Milliyet.

My Blogging Anniversary...

I've been doing this shit for one whole year, guys. Of course, this makes me no expert, but I must say that it is a lot of fun at times. It was the day after St. Patrick's Day last year when I wrote my first real post, which was about that religious holiday. You should check it out...

However, sometimes I get really oversaturated with blogging; mainly because I work in IT and have to deal with issues all day. So when I come home and I still have to sit in front of this thing, it gets to me sometimes and I need to take a hiatus. This time it lasted 5 weeks but I really do appreciate the concern of the people who have emailed me and wrote comments in my absence. Thank you.